Medellin, Colombia has a notorious reputation. But it’s not the drugs that I’m afraid would lure my cute husband over to the dark side. It’s the women.
Sofia Vergara – another ordinary Colombian mujer. (photo by fapjack)
Medellin is said to be home to the most beautiful women in Colombia (which is really saying something) and from what I’ve seen, that reputation is as well deserved as Pablo Escobar’s. 
The women of Medellin have glorious hair that’s a long, dark curtain of silk.
Even the schoolgirls are gorgeous.
Their bodies are ridiculous, thanks to jaw-dropping genetics and a phalanx of plastic surgeons who live to fool Mother Nature.
Wow, I’d never seen a butt implant before…
Their clothing, shoes, and make-up are designed to show off every enviable attribute, and I’m pretty sure Medellin leads the world in spandex and stilettos per square inch of bosoms and derrieres.
Even the art is sexy!
But it’s not all pretty girls on parade. Medellin is also home to Fernando Botero and his hilarious, poignant, overstuffed sculptures that fill the parks & city squares. 
Medellin is also one of the flower-growing capitals of South America. 
It’s a fascinating place — but no way am I ever sending my husband back here solo. Even if I have to take drastic measures.
Yeah, I can do that.
(Sorry for the herky-jerky photos from my iPhone — I was being lazy and not doing my photographic duties!)
